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“Rob, do you feel a sexual connection right now?”
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B Saf outdoes himself this week. I hope he isn’t serious about this being his last ‘That’s Gay’ seg.
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“mom, mom, mom, why did you do this to me?” will be my opening line when i go home for xmas.
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\x0a $bulicks:\x0a\x0aMan, we were having a great weekend till I went and did this.\x0a\x0a\x0a\x0await, what happened when you did this?$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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Man, we were having a great weekend till I went and did this.
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I really want to write about the rally in Albany today but my words aren’t working due to 4:30 AM wake-up call, so here’s my favorite talk show host making out with another dude for a couple of seconds. I wish NBC would import Rove instead of Kath & Kim.
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\x0a I may not have made you, but I can still break you.\x0a \x0a \x0a
\x0a $mattgaymon:\x0aThis seems so bad I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe he’s really only wearing the coat on one side, and she’s giving him a cold shoulder. Get it??? THERE ANNIE I SAVED YOUR REPUTATION.\x0aAnnie Must Die.$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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mattgaymon:
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This seems so bad I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. Like maybe he’s really only wearing the coat on one side, and she’s giving him a cold shoulder. Get it??? THERE ANNIE I SAVED YOUR REPUTATION.
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Annie Must Die.
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\x0a $mattgaymon:\x0a\x0a“Sunday evening, the authors Zadie Smith and Andrew Sean Greer—along with their dates, Ms. Smith’s husband, Nick Laird, and Mr. Greer’s boyfriend, David Ross—gathered in a corner of the Library at the Hudson Hotel, where the Accompanied Literary Society was holding its black-tie Oscar-viewing party.”\x0aZadie, you are occasionally unreadable but always lovely to look at. Not digging the frames though, ladies.\x0a\x0aexcept the guy on the right i think i wanna do everyone in this photo. didnt know she’s so hot.$ \x0a \x0a \x0a
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mattgaymon:
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“Sunday evening, the authors Zadie Smith and Andrew Sean Greer—along with their dates, Ms. Smith’s husband, Nick Laird, and Mr. Greer’s boyfriend, David Ross—gathered in a corner of the Library at the Hudson Hotel, where the Accompanied Literary Society was holding its black-tie Oscar-viewing party.”
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Zadie, you are occasionally unreadable but always lovely to look at. Not digging the frames though, ladies.
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except the guy on the right i think i wanna do everyone in this photo. didnt know she’s so hot.
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4 days to Olive. so excited i cant sleep.
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\x0a Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Throw Up.\x0a \x0a \x0a
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Yeah sorry I’m still really into putting a ring on it.
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omg this is better than the original
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